Dawg with a Blawg

As I write this, I’m currently waiting on one of my colleagues for our team stretch, and he is nowhere to be found. He was warned that if he doesn’t show, everyone can punch him one time. So, if anyone sees Chris today, you have to punch him one time (and one time only).

I am standing here writing this because I have been informed by some of my Dawgs that they have been waiting for an update on my exciting life. While I have been busy and have lacked inspiration a bit, I don’t want to keep my loyal subscribers waiting. In the chaos of the last couple weeks, I have been trying to make note of things in my digital Blournal™️. Here are a few things that I have documented. As always, feel free to guess which ones were said by me.

• “I would bring an iSpy book and I would ace that thing.” -In reference to what book would be brought to a desert island.
• “What if you were going through crisis?”
  • “I don’t.”
• “What’s the Harlem Globe Trotters of this soup?”
• “Is the Waffle House good?”
  • “It’s bussin.”
• “The redbull went right to the soup in my stomach.”
• “Dump him. Dump him like last week’s juice.”
• “I think I’m addicted to playing pool.”
• “Imagine we ran out of cabinet budget.”
• “I was just getting see-sick from seeing too much.”
• “What’s the Harlem Globe Trotters of me?”

I spent some time in the infamous gymnasium this evening and for once it wasn’t for anything basketball related. I did see an old blog character there and started thinking about the way my life has changed in recent months. I almost started spiraling but luckily, I was pulled back to reality when The Cat in the Hat started her performance on stage.

Now, I’m going to try to find some food from a truck and hang out with my awesome sisters. While this was not my most creative blog, I hope everyone enjoys all that I felt was noteworthy over the last couple weeks.

I hope everyone has a weekend full of laughter, warmth, and peace. I encourage everyone to try something new this weekend! Listen to Noah Kahan’s new album! Go see a local musical! Call an old friend! Punch someone that’s slacking on their team building exercises!

Be well, Dawgs! ❤️

*All suggestions of punching Chris are for entertainment purposes only. Dawg With A Blawg does not support violence against innocent coworkers.*